The original All That will never be a good as Roundhouse.

Area Man Constantly Mentioning How He Doesn’t Even Have A Netflix Account. 

Michael Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentine’s Day Special is reason enough to check for this.

Just gonna remind - the first Empire suffered a pretty embarrassing defeat at the hands of a bunch of child sized aliens armed with stone-tipped arrows, spears, rocks, and logs.

This kind of shit has a precedent in SW.

I think she was a little harsh and snitty in her initial comments. But I can’t help but think that if it was a white dude in this situation, people would be laughing and thinking it’s great that he’s speaking his mind(I’m looking at you Robert Patterson).

the part where she was determined to get what was “hers”, no matter the cost?

If everything takes place five years after The Snap, why are they all still in high school?

[Whispers to dirtside] “That’s Chappie.” 

It was the best Coen Bros. movie I’ve ever seen.

This episode was the ‘Teddy Perkins’ of Barry. So good.

Surely, a series called Barry about a hitman that uses drones to kill his targets is already in the pipeline, no?

I misread that and thought we’d soon hear him singing “Word Up!”

I’d say Bernie’s actual policy proposals are good at identifying solutions to big problems that marginalized communities face. The problem is that he’s frustratingly garbage at talking about it, and it’s ridiculous that he still fumbles with this very basic shit.

Hi, I have a question about the recommended baby sunscreen and peanut butter bars. Are they tactical? Because I only buy tactical gear that can keep up with my tactics.

Hi, I have a question about the recommended baby sunscreen and peanut butter bars. Are they tactical? Because I only…

Can’t imagine why...

We get it, man. You’re single.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

The ability to watch Stephen Colbert (commercial free) when I get home from work everyday and Star trek once a week is worth the cost of the subscription to me. I am not a big fan of the old Twilight Zone because often the ending brought despair. The last man on earth breaking his glasses still brings chills and…

They got them at Hardhome Depot, of course.