I’m wondering how quickly nothing will happen.

The ones who run in to save all those kids at the school shootings! Oh... wait.

Add a supercharger. It’ll be a Leaf blower.

“F-35B Has First-Ever Mishap Upon Landing” - Fixed it for you.

The premise that a 25mph wind gust is “nothing” is wrong from the start.

This is a really stupid article. 

“though that stealth is diminished whenever the fighters carry weapons mounted on wings or within internal bomb bays.”

Because reporters and writers needlessly exaggerate their stories to try to gather some readership. Whether it’s Fox or CNN, it’s never unbiased and always has a slant. I just wish more people were like you and understood reality vs perception. 

Good, but it won’t change anyone’s habits. What might is a minimum of losing your license on your first offense* and if you get caught driving without one, at least six months of jail on the first offense. (*Even/especially if you are a cop or elected official.)

Take ’em all:

Still better than Bush’s America.

He killed five people and injured six more! They should have taken the poor man alive because reasons.

Are you more of a soft stroke or a twist and pull type guy?

No, no, you misunderstood: I was referring to manipulating a donkey’s genitals.