Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Each of the BeeDubbs nearest me are wretched. I guess I only ever hit the Champp's on Radio Drive - and that infrequently, but (SEXIST REMARK IN 3...2...1...) there's typically some desperate-for-attention stay-at-home soccer moms on the prowl with their girlfriends at that location when I wheel by after work.

He can't even go 12 minutes without checking his phone? Geez, Kidds these days.

Please accept these blankets as a measure of our deepest apologies.

What is up with Pena's yellow fingernail polish? Onychomycosis?

Are his fingernails painted yellow?

Unfortunately for Jon, this particular corner of Twitter is littered with damaged Heymans.

Hey, it's fitting. If Hernandez beats his case he could also end up a Lion as well.

On the cocaine thing....

A bag from Kay Jewelers.

The Flophouse is what Manu Ginobli calls his estate in Argentina.

Hernandez has had a rash of nightclub trouble.

Teenage Blake just found out how bright his future really is.

Threw a few D batteries at a AA pitcher at the park tonight. First time. Got kicked out and he got so pissed thought he was gonna cry............your a baseball player. Be thankful. Bro.

+1

I told ya. We haven't had any beers go missing.

Yeyo would have made more money.

JaMarcus Russell: Aaron Rodgers just got paid

Nobody knows where that monstrosity of pig came from

What initially attracted you to pelicans?