That was the most delightfully tacky store when I was in junior high. We didn’t have a VS back then so your “sexy” outfit would be some kind of black plastic trash bag fabric fashioned to be a mini skirt or bras made of lace so cheap that it hurt your skin. Lace that hurt.

I read a Right To Die/ Death With Dignity book that actually recommended helium for euthanasia. Apparently if you breathe enough of it in you will die.

I find this business of the justice system experimenting with various murder techniques macabre and absurd; just put a moratorium on this shit.

Oh, sister! I love dresses, but the fetishized cherry-print victory-roll pinup girl is just not for me...and I feel like it has become a shorthand for “acceptable fatness”.

I’m fat and I’m so sick of the expectation that I dress like a twee rockabilly. I fucking hate dresses some days!

That’s a garment’s interpretation of Georgia O’Keeffe’s interpretation of female anatomy.

‘Skinny shaming’ is like ‘reverse racism’...highly questionable to me.

"cause men in his generation never learned how to talk."

My friend and I once smoked a joint in his parents' kitchen after school. His mother came home and remarked about the strange smell.

I knew a guy in college who never went to this one class. Around the time the midterm is coming up, he goes to his section. At the end, he asks the TA when the midterm is again. She says, "Tu..." and he's thinking "Tuesday," but what actually comes out is "Two o'clock."

He and his friend have done no reading and gone…

I'm a heavy sleeper so I think the excuse was rooted in my fear of that really happening. I also love a good decorative pillow, so the danger is real.

So, my issue with anyone that insists on not using barriers is that if they are doing that with you, they are doing that with everyone.

This isn't really dumb, but I was at my finest and sneakiest as a third grader when I would get this weird rash from the cold Winter air outside (idk, still happens, v odd) so I would go to the nurse for Benadryl after recess.

Benadryl has never made me sleepy, but since they knew that was a potential side-effect my…

My wife just said, after I read this to her, "If I were the health teacher, I wouldn't have gotten him in trouble...but I would have tossed my lesson plan for the day, and conducted an impromptu class on communication, consent, confidentiality, and sexual ethics. 'Thank you, (name), for suggesting the topic of…

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."

Well MY Starbucks never wrote about racial relations on my cup, so I'm just going to keep assuming that since we have a black president, racism is over.

I make no secret of being thoroughly done with her and her inability to be thoughtful about complex social and cultural issues. But what really gets me is her consistent opinion that people should validate and respect her perspective while simultaneously calling an opposing perspective stupid. I don't have time for…

"I'm also gonna be a great Nina Simone. Just you wait."

"But it would be really sad if I couldn't wear Dolce" is not a super-valid excuse for dismissing hate speech.

This wasn't about willingness to talk about racism, but forcing untrained service employees to talk about racism.