I wonder if Simmons will pluck any writers to his new platform. And I think that those resignations a while back now look very telling.

That shirt says “That 70’s Show”

What we actually need: Samer v. Drew

Bozo Baggins, ‘Sup Bladder, Michelin Poopourri, Jeremiah Masoli, Chillary Linton, Tonald Drump

And even worse, this is the year in Back to the Future II when the Cubs won the world series...they’ll never let that go