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Ifyou can afford the annual fee then the Amex platinum is the best for travel. Access to airport lounges and statement credits for tsa precheck or global entry. Concierge 24 7 availability. No foreign trans fees.

Ifyou can afford the annual fee then the Amex platinum is the best for travel. Access to airport lounges and

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Looks like some heavy bertations, or even darrisons.

I think this could be distilled down into: lick things, rub things, be humble ask questions while doing things, and treat the orgasm like Voldemort. Don’t talk about the orgasm, don’t ask about the progress, basically don’t put the onus on her to come. You probably won’t be using a vibrator or successful with it if

In sailing, there’s a term called local knowledge. It means that if you want to enter a reef-bound port, what the locals know about water depths and tides matters more than what some printed guide says.

In sailing, there’s a term called local knowledge. It means that if you want to enter a reef-bound port, what the

You’re famous, in a very very sad way.

Wow, I worked with this woman. She always changed the office Pandora station to country music. Not the good kind either, the new kind where women are compared to trucks and beer. I tried to be diplomatic and put on a top 40 radio station, but she always changed it back. We had so many passive aggressive stare downs.

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Behind the scenes at Kotaku: To get that screenshot of all seven of the cats, I had to spend a surprising amount of time walking around and chasing them into a single shot. I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever actually herded cats in a video game.