The neat thing about this is it’s the opposite of black magic - it’s extremely easy to do and pretty straightforward. The hard part is just getting the idea.

In some distant future, you will awaken in the middle of the night with a profound and unshakable regret that you did not vote for Corno Pronk. May a curse be on you and your children and your children’s children.

Game developers getting 18% more of your money is a huge benefit to the customer: The game developer can invest more in the games you love, and has less incentive to depend on trashy DLC models.

This is what blows me away. I’ve never seen this much crowd support for a monopoly in my life. You can’t expect Epic to have the same games as Steam and compete with them. And this is a TIMED exclusive. And a short one. Good Christ. 

seems like you’re the one not listening since nothing in the post contradicted that

The first time I played this game was in a Gamescom demo in 2014. At that point, the cloud-enabled destructibility was also planned for the single-player.

Absent any regulatory framework, there’s no reason why it wouldn’t be set up this way.

They wrote that it botches the Scandinavian crime genre, not that it’s set in Scandinavia. Maybe read properly first before you accuse others of ineptitude?

For it’s time, the Dreamcast was fucking awesome.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

Yes, but let’s not immediately shit on what seems like a pretty decent idea that might actually save lives.  For once.

What exactly do you think politics is?

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

Musk is the only person who had the hubris to think that he could contribute something that not a single one of the hundreds of more qualified search-and-rescue specialists, divers, or Navy SEALS asked for, needed, or wanted. And the media keeps eating out of his asshole, and Musk knows it. He’s not trying to help,…

The juxtaposition is the whole point. It’s supposed to make you uncomfortable.

In that they both stand on stage and tell jokes they’re certainly interchangeable.

Yes, approaching someone who is naked and walking down the street by tackling them and beating them physically seems like a totally rational course of action.

Hey, speaking as someone who has been watching The Simpsons since the very beginning and who considers it an inextricable part of his personality, you should check out The Problem With Apu. It’s a well-made documentary and may make you think twice about the character, even if you love him. It’s okay to love things…