Oh dear, now I can't unhear it! People don't really notice their own accents most of the time. I assure you there are varying degrees of accent strength here. The only really strong regional accent is the Southland one, where everyone really strongly rolls their 'r's.' We do laugh at some American accents, but some…

Pro tip: another feature of the New Zillund accent is how we pronounce our 'Ls.' It's hard to get across in writing but let's just say 'children' can sound a bit like 'choudrin' with a strong kiwi accent. Once I had this pointed out I was mortified and made a conscious effort to pronounce my Ls better! Got sick of…

At the risk of sounding like one of those 'thirsty' kinksters Jezebel loves to rag on so much, all the 50SoG products are shockingly overpriced. I feel bad for anyone who decides to explore a little bondage after reading the books and spends money on the brand. The items are high quality at least, judging from their…

I also find Lime Crime hugely varying in quality. I've only tried their lipstick and Velvetines though. Some of their lipsticks are creamy but others dry the hell out of my lips and bleed everywhere, even with liner. Their Velvetines have rave reviews and I have a friend who swears by them but they just dry me and my…

Their eyes always look like they're ready to kill... We've kept chickens before and it always freaked me out how they don't blink except for that membrane that slips across the eye.

Argh this is exactly how I feel, so frustrated! How do we know so much about deep space and oceans but not ladyparts? I'm so confused too despite the fact that I have squirted before. I've heard so many different theories (including one that said there's a difference between female ejaculation and squirting) that I…

A similar thing happened to me, with my own grandad :(

Yep, I felt this too. I grew up with a such a stigma attached to my body that I didn't even really touch myself until I was friggin' 19. I didn't have my first orgasm til I was 21, when I bought my first vibrator. This is all despite being a very sexual being from day one, basically. I was worried about how I looked…

Um, can I have that? I already have a faux one and wear it all the time! Being of the alt/gothy persuasion helps.

I actually thought it said 'Cavity Warehouse' at first glance, doesn't seem too far from the truth though.

Yeah, tis true, but they aren't the ones getting as popular all over Billboard as frequently.

Hate Take Me To Church all you want but at least its lyrics are kinda interesting compared to the usual party/sex/love/break-ups topics..

I feel squeamish if I see someone getting their wrists and fingers injured in a movie, and if someone is talking about wrist and digital pain I roll down my sleeves over my wrists and jam them in my armpits! I also can't stand watching vampires in films bite people anymore. It doesn't matter if it's animated either.…

Yeah, I might have to try again but I was super disappointed and felt like a freak with a clit of steel. It mostly feels like my pubic bone is getting pummeled :/ I must have a er, deep-set clit?

What is this terrifying gif you have unleashed!?

I lay there for a full 20 minutes with it against my labia and got nowhere near cumming :( The wand is not broken, it was brand new. I know I need a grunty vibe to get off, but damn. I have tried researching to see if another women have had this problem but absolutely nothing comes up!

Are you one of those mythical people like me who struggles to orgasm by using one?? Or am I the only one with a clit of steel?

You do realise that this article is making fun of the silliness of beard ornaments and not the beards themselves, right? Not once does it say "down with beards!" You'll find that most of the women on Jezebel love them some bearded dudes. Bit of a reach to get angry.

Carpe Diem: Seize the Carp.

My boyfriend has legs and butt like an All Black from years of rugby...unf. I used to like less beefy guys with cute tight butts but he converted me.