My boyfriend has legs and butt like an All Black from years of rugby...unf. I used to like less beefy guys with cute tight butts but he converted me.

I'm don't even like porn and I think this is bullshit *sits on a guy's face while he spanks me and then squirts*

Am I one of the few who's only just started wearing perfume? I couldn't stand the smell of most perfumes growing up, they always made me sneeze or get headaches. Recently I bought the first perfume I've ever chosen for myself and it made such a difference choosing my own rather than having one bought for me. I was…

I dunno about masturbation euphemisms, but I tell my boyfriend to go down on me by saying "eat my one bean casserole" :p

I'm sure Drake and Wayne's matching outfits are just in the wash right now.

I didn't know hair was so complicated :/

This reminds me of a huge blockage I had in my calf when I was 11 or so. It didn't clear for weeks, despite me trying to squeeze it like a pimple. I gave up on it but one day it just kinda opened up after a shower, then I squeezed and I swear an inch-and-a-half long pusworm came out. It was like toothpaste, it was…

;_;

Maybe she's a time-traveler from the year 3000...

Flavoured condoms are silly. I've found most of the flavour rubs off anyway during the condom-putting-on process. Now flavoured lube, that's where it's at!

I approve of this thread. I'm super attracted to him after seeing What We Do in the Shadows even though he's like twice my age! I'm jealous of my stepdad who's run into him in person since we live in Wellington.

New Zealander here (and Wellingtonian to boot!) What We Do in the Shadows is also directed by Taika Waititi, director of Eagle vs Shark, which also stars Jemaine, and Boy. Taika also plays Viago, the dandy vamp in WWDITS. The film is hilarious and also actually quite atmospheric and visceral in some parts too. The…

*screaming*

I can't think of one specific thing that's really horrible but there a few things from my sexventures that haunt me-

I think the reason there's such a stigma attached to female breasts/nipples is because they're so sexualized. Boobs are seen as a sexy part for the male gaze waaaayyy too much, which means that when boobs are suddenly used for breastfeeding or are just, you know, hanging out, people freak out a bit. If women's bodies…

This post has awakened a story from my childhood that I had forgotten about until now. It's probably not too gross though. I remember me and a small group of friends at primary school were eating morning tea, we were all probably around 9 years old. My friend was eyeing up my cheese crackers, so I gave her one in…

Oh sorry, I forgot the term is diaper in America! A diaper/nappy bag is usually a thin blue plastic bag that helps keep the smell down. I find them super useful.

Guys, guys, if you don't want your bin stinking of tampons, wrap them in odour-neutralising nappy bags first! That's what my stepmum always told me to do. Wrap the tampon or pad in a little toilet paper, then put in the nappy bag.

Guys, guys, if you don't want your bin stinking of tampons, wrap them in odour-neutralising nappy bags first! That's what my stepmum always told me to do. Wrap the tampon or pad in a little toilet paper, then put in the nappy bag.