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Kingpin?

SQUIRTLOAF: older white male deletionist.

Yes, but what about the couch?

You know, like in:"OPP".

There ARE no legitimate websites for political news.

Oh, you're THAT Jay? How ya doin' buddy. Long time no see!

Ooooh! I'm a cuckold! Wanna have a party?

Why DO your post keep getting deleted?

You could end up advising the president!

insane liberals: THE AV CLUB

Only if you live in Detroit or are in America illegally.

I heard a thing on the radio from a guy who had seen Trump's financials because he had been in a lawsuit with him.

Cool. I just saw it in my FB feed and went: "Whoa."

I'm going to find Trump voters and eat them ALSO.

Okay, so, that Shep Smith thing where he responds to the press conference and call's out Trump's douchebaggery…does that mean that Smith is an outlier, or does that signify Fox and the conservative press have gotten the go-ahead for a takedown?

Nah. Trump filed on January 20th, way earlier than usual. (Typically people file after a year or two in office)

Even if I'm black? What if I just bang the other guy in front of HIS wife? What if his wife is black and we all just sort of act awkward and then leave, because it doesn't seem as great an idea as we thought it would be when we answered that craigslist ad?

NO! Your the monsters!

Are the media meanies?:
A: Yes.
B: Yes.
C. All of the above.