Sigh. I miss Mr. Lyle.

I figure it's best to have faith. The show has given us lots of good to great characters so far, and they seem to already be layering complexities on Ivar…I can only imagine that what first looked like an unnuanced psychopathic boy is going to turn out to be a rich, well developed man.

Except Diablo…

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.…

IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME: "THE RAP(e)Y DOG".

Oh fuck right off.

What if you have been previously traumatized by a dog?

Well, I've mainly been playing Neko Atsume lately….

If only every game had female demons who apparently had an orgasm and went ass-up when they died….THAT should have been the true influence of Diablo…

2016: the year every AV Club thread becomes an accidental RIP.

I suppose it is hard to look at your own work objectively…I still use Williams' scores as a high water mark OF memorable film music, especially after decades of bland Hans Zimmer sort of majestic-but-not-memorable scores.

So…no new Arrested Development.

I felt like the main character deaths weren't important as plot points. Having them LIVE would have changed nothing. It was just another special effect, only designed to manipulate you emotionally.

I think it would have been confusing, calling it Obamacare.

TRUMP IS GOING TO REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING FAR, FAR BETTER. Universal health care is a signature Republican issue.

Paging Jada Pinkett Smith…

We've got a "Peter O'Toole"…is that close enough?

…and Dick Van Dyke never has.

Johnny Two Dicks.

What? She had that Jupiter Ascending and all those Fast and Furious movies…how much do you want her to do?