NOT SHOUTING! SINGING! IT IS A ~JOYOUS~ NOISE!

To me, it will still always be Spidey MacSpideface

CAN WE GET HER ON THE CABINET? HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, MAYBE?

Oh cool. I was afraid they wouldn't work racism/colonialism into this, but zing! There's that last paragraph.

Hm. I'm drinking Glühwein. Probably not a good sign.

Oh well. At least we will have news broadcasts for this sort of content.

It's a little ceramic platform. The water jet-thing is in back of it. So, you poo and it sits on this little shelf, then when you flush, it washes off. Just google "German toilet shelf" it's not too vulgar.

He should get one of the German toilets with the little poo shelf…supposedly so you could inspect your poo for parasites, (they DO eat a lot of weird sausages and stuff), but more probably just because GERMANS.

That whole pizzagate/ Comet Pizza thing is disturbingly Black Mirror…The comments on their FB and Yelp are almost a perfect split between the first and last episodes.

What, did somebody make them aware of Wonder Woman porn parodies or something?

WHAR THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FAHR!

Or get one guy bailing while the other rows…OR PATCH THE GODDAM holes. Any muck would have held long enough…even cloth stuffed in them.

It's the reverse, I think. We do not have them in California because Earthquakes, fires, floods, tsunami danger, etc. makes it just too dangerous.

What, you guys don't call Bret Michaels "Bert Miracles".

He was a genuinely great live performer as well…his natural hyperactivity gave him a sort of heavy-metal-Iggy-pop-always-moving-in-a-manic-way thing…plus, he looked 95% like a 6'4" Claudia Schiffer…fucker was like the end result of some decades long eugenics experiment aimed at breeding the perfect hair metal singer.

I was with them on the late '91 European/British tour. The gigs were very solid, if not completely sold out, at 10,000 seaters. Anywhere from Italy to Finland they were doing good numbers.

Well, STTG also had the bad luck to come out as grunge was cresting…really nothing would have helped them have much of a higher profile after '92.

He's way taller than Bert and has killer cheekbones.

Non hot people can be anything. Pig, squirrel, toad, dog, ostrich….

I MEAN HOUSEHOLD BUDGET-WISE.