I'm only voting once this year…

Gotham is still on?

He will be played by the CGI young Robert Downey Jr. wearing a fake moustache.

So…we now know that Obama likes Tyler Perry?

COME ON PEOPLE> HITCH COCK. IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.

Wait…what did Wilt Chamberlain do to piss them off?

Whoa! The Fantastic Four guy plus the Bane guy???? THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

Hi Josh. Welcome to the AV Club.

WHAT ABOUT MAGNETS??????

Let it Bleed is the better work.

I always wondered if Hitchcock was sort of doing double duty on THE BIRDS…like, making a horror/suspense movie that was also a parody of the genre…

Dude, "cultural appropriation" only counts if it is a non-white culture.

I love the effects because of how utterly batshit crazy they are…you wouldn't get that with somebody designing them on a computer.

She'll always be Luanne from King of the Hill to me.

What do we gotta do to get the unreleased alternate tracks for Warrant's CHERRY PIE album?

It's been 7 years, and I am still bummed about Brittany Murphy.

Right? Like, I never thought I would miss Adolf Hitler…but…well, there it is!

Yes, yes it was. I think we covered this, along with the reality-shattering concept that lyrics can be changed live.

There next product is just going to be a 10" long dick, with a manual that simply says:"SUCK IT."

I used it, like, 3 times then forgot about it for a year.