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That makes sense, because he looks EXACTLY like the captain on Sealab 2020.

WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT. WELCOME TO POST-RACE BANNON AMERICA.

Really? Because I was getting "Michelle Bachman's husband" levels of gay from him…

"Hello, central casting? I need somebody to play a stern agency head/politician who is going to turn out to be the real bad guy in the third act. "

He was every deplorable bullshit authority figure from your life ALL AT ONCE. The principal from your school. The cop who gave you your first ticket. Your worst boss. Your mom's over-serious boyfriend who was an asshole but wanted to make a good impression..

I ddn't really know Pence going into this, but I actually had to turn it off after about 15 minutes, because something about the guy just made my skin crawl. He's the worst political asshole I have seen in years.

BUT HOW ELSE WOULD YOU USE YOUR UNLIMITED $150 DATA PLAN?

I hope this is as good a re-think of phone tech as Google+ was as a re-think of social media.

I learned this about 10 years ago when I started putting porn through various text-to-speech programs…they STILL have problems with the word "pussy".

YOU'RE FUCKING A 12 YEAR OLD? SIRI, WHERE'S THE NEAREST PRECINCT????

That's because it wouldn't run Pokemon Go.

Do it right, you're Fallout 4…wrong, and you are the suck of Diablo 3….

Yeah. I only live a few blocks away…if it is closed, I am amazed it lasted as long as it did, the way Hollywood development is going now.

I was wondering why there were grips in the room…

I used to practically live at Boardners. I was going there when they were doing the Ed Wood filming, which was surreal, because they painted all of the buildings on the street in shades of black, white and gray so it looked like a B&W movie OUTSIDE, then lined the street with 40's and 50's cars.

I need to re-watch this…I remember it as good, but all I really remember aside from that is they used a hotel up the street from me in Hollywood as a primary location, and me and my then-girlfriend got a room there and did dirty, dirty things.

"Sweet Christmas! Funky honkey's keep shooting my belt off…I need something more durable…"

What is so racist about being Amish?

Right. Instead of doing that, he should have been headlining superhero movies and stuff…basically what they did with Chris Pratt. Now he's getting a bit long in the tooth for that stuff…now he will get dad roles and also-rans (Wonder Man!)

Are they de-momifying Donna, or is she actually just getting cuter every season?