Is Shecky Greene still alive?

iexplode 7: Snow otter

A quantum-entangled typewriter??????

LUBE WOULD HELP THAT.

LUBE WOULD HELP THAT.

You'd know, I suppose.

I'm not sure how the basic evil Empire trooper being in white armor plays into this…

Will he still be gay, though?

To be fair, there are a LOT of things kept in glass cases at the Pleasure Chest…and I have learned you should NEVER, EVER ask what any of them are for.

Hmmm…I think a debt is owed…

"…as this statue finally introduced Trump’s ginger balls…"

What?

" I GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD BIG MAC FOR $1.17!"

Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner

What page is "Happytits" on?

Gate guard or gtfo.

Cool. No reason to leave the apartment for the next three months.

When I was unemployed in the nineties, I used to wake up around 3, then watch The Batman animated series…JUST SAYIN'.

Ran Rather? The newscaster from Scooby-Doo?

The one in my computer died a few years ago, and I just never replaced it.