Not JCVD?

I cannot figure if the sucky parts in this were actual sucky parts or just an homage to the sucky parts of the source material.

SERIOUSLY, A BERET??????

Oh sweet. Nobody has done Batman VS Joker before.

Tattoo machine gun.

The one kids' music choices are a bit anachronistic. I grew up in that area around that time, and NOBODY knew the Smiths our Joy Division even existed. He should have been more like: "Don't be like anybody else. Now here is some Sammy Hagar…"

Yes, she certainly is.

The Starks 2020: Wolves on Wall street.

The Stars: Trek Wars

I figure that this is a reaction to Trump…they are probably hoping that villains who have infatuations with gold ornament will be played out by 2018

From Metron.

HENCE SEXY.

Shhhhh. Just go to sleep. Just go to sleep.

Right?

I heard Vince Neil went into a Ribfest and ate everything in the Ribfest and they had to close the Ribfest !

Wait…are you saying Beric Dondarrion isn't in a band?

25 years ago, the Motley Crue themed sex toys were Motley Crue.

Blake Pisscan?

God: You touch me, ill kill ya. You touch my stuff, ill kill ya.

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