"Steve, remember to grab martini mix and Funyuns." -Beelzebub

I preemptively regret asking, but which side of Nazi Drives Car Into People do you think isn't being considered?

Take the dick pics, Bolling
Take them, Bolling

Raven_Winter666's use of negative space in his piece, Sonic the Hedgehog DPed by Bebop and Rocksteady, is truly commanding to the eye.

No way am I reading the comments there, but could somebody encapsulate what their deal is? Why is that the article they're swarming to?

His meltdown during that commencement speech was amazing.

-Catthew McConaughey

"Your child is ennui-ing at a college level!"

Ize sounds like an extreme soft drink that was introduced in 1999 and quickly pulled from shelves after it made people pee blood.

You're really putting your degree in animal husbandry to work here today.

How's that drainy swampy thing working out for you?

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE HANNITYS?

In my day we swallowed goldfish.

La-La Land was robbed again!

I watch CNN
It’s so much anger and hatred
And just the hatred
I don’t watch it anymore
Because it’s not very good
I think it should be straight
I think it should be

Are you disappointed about insane liberals?

All the Irish I've seen lately looked ripe for the whacking.

I read it and thought, "Classic SisterMaryFrancis."

How many dicks is that?

I'm mostly alone on this, and that's okay, but I think Christ Illusion and World Painted Blood are both pretty solid albums.