Around the middle of S4 is when the show started making me sick to my stomach with nerves. Throw a bunch of booze and cigarettes on top of that and watching this show live probably took years off my life.

And those guys were just as likely to be descendant of Genghis Khan.

We need to figure out a way to power a city with ill-advised sitcom reunions and horror movies with rap metal in them.

Well I for one am eager to see the crucial tooth-brushing scene we all remember from the book brought to life.

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No, these are way more expensive.

I've been meaning to watch that show for seventy years now.

Way to bring down the house, guy.

Knew exactly what it was before clicking.

My pick: Non-violent conflict resolution.

Both of those things are empty and useless so I'm okay.

I know, one day it's Katie Rife using an unkind description in a movie review on a pop culture website and the next day it's Bull Connor with dogs and fire hoses. Such savage oppression. Such brutal indignity. But stay strong, white people, and we shall overcome.

That's exactly what I said, my delicious, carcinogenic friend. They're "fine," and that's all. I refuse to settle for "fine." This is America.

I hate sugar cookies. I don't bake them, I don't eat them, and if you give them to me as a gift I'll toss them in your face and laugh and if you try to to pick them up off the floor I'll kick you in the ribs, is how much I hate them. Have you ever had a great sugar cookie? An oh-my-fucking-God sugar cookie that made…

It's good, it's good!

I don't know but he's forty and has a pony tail and fucking loves Rush.

the math

Now you're just reciting Jackyl lyrics.

"I'm pretending to be a wussy liberal cuck, but I have to also signal that I'm totally not a wussy liberal cuck for the sake of my own-self image." Stop it. You need to commit to the bit or it doesn't work. Stop virtue-signalling to your ideological bedmates and immerse yourself in the gag. If you're worried about…

Exactly.