Hey yeah, I can't log into your account either.

Hey that's great but how come I can't log into my AVC account?

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, HUGHES?

I never get a huge amount of trick-or-treaters, so I can give the kids good stuff and there's usually some left over.

There seems to be a gender divide here; the boys are going for the Reese's cups and the ladies are liking the Almond Joys. The Kit Kats are getting an icy reception.

What an asshole. Everybody knows the first DildoCon was in 1983.

Same reason Quizno's went out of business.

How many Polacks does it take to electrify a boogaloo?

I upvoted it now get to hat-munchin'.

Just rework an old Prince Buster pun.

It transcends trashy '80s slasherdom and enters into Troll 2/The Room territory. Nobody who worked on that film had even a cursory understanding of human interaction. It's glorious.

Salem 100s?

A silken reslipper.

Usually a woman named Matilda May is not showing anybody her boobs.

My bottom-of-the-barrel recommendation for anyone who hasn't seen it is Pieces.

Gotta do Halloween and NotLD, and this year's bottom-of-the-barrel pick is Death Spa, which I've somehow never seen.

Oh, I'm sure there's a good joke in there somewhere.

Hang in there, Bats.

This song will drop your ears into your pudding, you might say.

Larb Tord