Btim Hankur

Mondays amirite

I don't trust anything that horrors for eighteen months and doesn't die.

I like 'em okay. I love Gilmore's guitar playing.

Laser stigmata removal has come a long way in the past few years.

It's great. It gets you really high.

You can fuck on anything if you believe in yourself, Smootchie.

The Breitbart diet is very low in roughage.

*salutes flag as eagle soars overhead*

You're nobody in this town if internet commenter Brandon Brindle doesn't care what you have to say!

Yeah, stop pretending your opinions matter and get a real job, guy who gets paid millions of dollars a year to publicly voice his opinions.

You don't subscribe to Garfunkel Aficionado?

More like Ron Cirhossisoftheliverston.

Yeah, well, we got there eventually, is my point.

The Genesis had six-button controllers.

Halloween and Night of the Living Dead are my only musts and then I just sort of freeball it.

Hellraiser 3 is hilarious.

"I thought giving Superman a Prince Albert in this film would serve to convey his inner agony to the viewer while also presenting an edgier aesthetic for the rap-metal-hardened modern filmgoer. Furthermore, it adds dramatic weight to the scene where he prison rapes Batman at Guantanamo Bay." -ZS

Are you Gary Busey

She didn't suck, she just wasn't much of a character.