My Kevin Meaney hologram card will only appreciate in value, I tell you! Appreciate!

*Ejaculates Velveeta*

The Real Ghostbusters Animation Damnation episode was a treat as well.

*falls down flight of stairs*

I never saw it and I'm doing okay.

Giuliani's speaking right now and it's pretty funny.

I'm saying this as a slasher/exploitation fan who already saw a lot of his favorite movies get remade. If a remake of your favorite movie somehow retroactively changes your relationship to the original movie, it mustn't have been that strong of a relationship to begin with. Maybe that movie just wasn't right for you.

Oh, I'll put you in a position to care.

Realizing the untapped potential of type-cast actors is what this show is all about. I could see Daniel Whitney as a corrupt corrections officer or something surprisingly complex. He might just win our hearts.

There are seventy-three things wrong with that header image and I don't have time to go through them. Find them for yourself and we'll make a game of it.

OUTLANDERRRR!!!!!

Fuck me, I actually bought it. I don't torrent, which is a discussion for another day, but I had planned to rent it. I went to Amazon and renting is not yet an option. All you can do is buy. So I bought the Ultimate Extreme Hardcore In Your Face Bro Edition, and twenty bucks it set me back.

It seems like we may be looking at an influx of thirtysomething '90s mall punk fans coming here to defend the honor of Blink-182. Which is funny-sad, but what's even sadder is that I couldn't find a cached version of that NKOTBSB article that was published in the AV Club Philly section years ago and was then overrun…

Every mother strides
Baby that's a fact
But maybe every mother that strides someday comes back…

The Ballad of Peggy and Her Roommate Lori

I think I liked that movie because you got to see Paul Reubens play a different character, and it blew my mind that Pee-Wee was actually just a guy playing a character.

"from the Irish YouTube channel"

I can see what you're saying, but I have the "Blurred Lines" lyrics opened in another window and they are definitely creep as fuck. All this talk about "you're a good girl" and "you know you wanna." It's some Chris Hansen stuff. Positive K is much more diplomatic and gentlemanly in his efforts to tap that, and his…

WHAT?

"Walking Dead producers" matches real well with "Watching the Detectives". If that Weird Al gimmick account guy shows up, he should do something with that.