Well I'll be damned.

Would you like me to runteldat?

"Please help yourself to some of my famous Ra's al Goulash."

Are you Poppins my Stones?

Döctör, please.

Dr. Edwin J. Feelgoodowitz.

Sirs and madams, I assure you this methamphetamine was prescribed by a doctor.

Are you absolutely sure I can't be a Werekate McKinnon?

I just want my life back!

I'm tired of being Weredirtbike and would like to be normal me again. What's the deal with the accounts and the things and the people and the claven and the nice LADY over here?

One of my favorite working comics, easily.

You have my full attention.

Flagpocalypse '91: The Xander Flags Back

Flags?

I couldn't make it through one of them without getting motion sickness. Marathoning all five could potentially kill somebody.

The Harold Lloyds of Wrestling?

Better Know A Hawley.

Haha, taint.

Once Neo-Nazis co-opt your look, maybe it's time to move on to another look. Maybe it's 2016 and you don't need to dress yourself like you're fucking Ducky.

Andrew WK is actually Bill Hicks. It's all there if you watch The Shining.