*growls*

They just vant to be luffed!

Skrewdriver is prime make-out music.

We've tried hating them. But have we tried loving them?

That's basically still the Oi! Festival.

It's not a new avatar, this is my Disqus account. I can't log into my AVC account.

More like Nazi Party, amirite.

Ouch. Down falls Elijah Wood, the poor beautiful bastard.

Radcliffe is, as my good friend The Archmage would say, chaotic neutral.

He likes slasher movies and old punk records, so I'd probably appeal to our shared interests before the situation devolved into fisticuffs. They both seem like upstanding gentlemen, however, and I'd be terribly disappointed if we had to engage in physical violence.

I don't mean to put you on the spot, but let's imagine, for the sake of argument, that you are Jamie Lee Curtis at the end of The Good Son. On one hand, you've got Elijah Wood. On the other, instead of ol' Mac Culkin, you've got Daniel Radcliffe. They're dangling for their lives, and you have to drop one to save the…

Reptiles and amphibians can be surprisingly delicate. There's all sorts of respiratory diseases and mites and shit you need to watch out for. It's not a light hobby. Holy shit I'm drunk.

Do you actually own turtles? If so, what kind, and how do you maintain them?

¡Mi madre era una santa!

Eddie was kind of doing a Joker face through that whole video.

Dumb upvote.

"That Pat Benatar". You sound like my mom when she disapproved of my dating Pat Benatar.

I can ride my bike real fast!

Penis.

The hell they weren't. They got to watch a guy drum himself to death onstage. That's a rare opportunity. Bunch of lucky so-and-sos, I'd say.