That episode of The Canon was trouble. I'm absolutely sure that Amy has gotten a ton of shit for it on social media, and I don't want to pile on, but God Damn.

TD season 2 is the only thing I'm sure I've seen him in, and he did pretty well handling some awful dialogue. Other than that, I know he's Rachel McAdams' real-life boyfriend, which, hey, nicely done, buddy.

I'd say the best example of SNL doing Splatstick is still Massive Head Wound Harry. That had the benefit of being a live sketch with a live animal, though.

*jumps into river*

I thought they were going to merge together to form Martina Feyans, a crazed super-being who would surely kill us all.

Word.

Yeah well hey looks aren't everything, amirite?

Then my work here is done.

Starring Jay Leno as Larry Miller (Poopy Butt). I'm intrigued.

See Tilda.

The thing I remember most about Blink-182 is that they always had really juvenile, punny album titles. And it hurts my heart that they never used One in the Blink, Eighty-Two in the Stink as an album title. I mean, it's so obvious. Should they ever officially reunite as the original, iconic Blink-182 line-up we all…

The Dirtbike Kid was my train-robbing great great grandfather.

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Teats.

THEY AREN'T ALL STILL ALIVE, THREEP. THE FUNNY ONE IS DEAD.

"Postmortem" is a good call. I also have a soft spot for "Criminally Insane," because it so beautifully lives up to its title. It's so fast it feels like it's going to fall apart at any second. However, if we're being honest, this is my second favorite ϟLAYER BITCH!!! album after Hell Awaits.

At least having tiny-ass shoulders is preferable to having tiny ass-shoulders.

Is it so wrong to dream of a world in which nobody excretes?

This Summer.

"I'd like to be an idealized character in a Heavy Metal comic."