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She were on that show. The one with the questions. Woody from Cheers was like "Hey what's all this here," and then Dazed and Confused was like "I seen it happen." Then they solved a mystery. But, like, what's the real mystery? It forces you to ask yourself that. You ask yourself a mystery. And that's the real question.

No, no. Don't stop yet. I've got some great talking points about how claiming to be a rape victim brings you fortune and success.

✔ APPROVED.

The Neal Adams Batman Omnibus finally came out this week. That's my pick.

I'm presently watching you.

A handful of raisins or fruit available from commissary + a few scrapings of moldy bread + a bag full of turlet water + a straw for ventilation.

Also featuring Ricky Coogin as Sgt. Everett Buddicut

He just lost a bunch of weight, actually, and I assume that had a detrimental effect on his sweet fucking rack.

Wookin' pa nub in all the wrong paces…

You're a very strange person, so maybe this is a joke I'm not getting, but Ellen Burstyn totally won Best Actress for The Exorcist. Points to you for making me doubt my own facts, though. I had to double-check on imdb.

Prison Wine and phel found love on the AV Club, I see no reason why Xanderbike Milkpuss shouldn't happen.

You are the only one who truly understands me, Bea.

I just hope he keeps with his plan to take a river down to still water and ride a pack of dogs.

Metallica, The Simpsons, and the A.V. Club

I've said this to somebody while holding a gun.

Way ahead of you.

YES.

Nah, it's gotta be Hank reacting to Walt's blackmail video.

Mutherfuckin' Tide Pods ah-fightin' with the ground-in dirt 'n stains
Stain fighter, brightener, detergent GOD DAMN all in one YEAH