I got extra nipples grafted on so I could pierce them.

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

It was the best album they made when they were signed to Tommy Boy, though.

Hey, Sludge, why you no speak-ah with-ah you accent no more?

Settle down, boys.

You do realize that you're the one setting these impossible standards, right?

Good heavens it is silly in here.

I'm the guy who wipes down the gesticulations.

Poor bastard got a pickanick swag bag and that's it.

AGREED.

First there were MRAs and Breitbarters and now we have actual neo-Nazis coming here. What the fuck is happening.

AND IF YOU SEE JOHNNY FOOTBALL HERO IN THE HALL
TELL HIM HE PLAYED A GREAT GAME
TELL HIM YOU LIKED HIS ARTICLE IN THE NEWSPAPER

Look deep within your heart…

Deal.

It's a one-man jam, bro!

Oh, I'll make a man out of you for sure, boyo.

Well then why don't you shut your stupid face?

Oh, what, you think you're some type of tough guy all of the sudden? You think you're hot shit?

It's a raw deal. Everything is maximum butt.

They were going to but he Colined in sick.