I appreciate your maths and analysis, but if I’m going to be entirely honest I could be an hour late to work and I’d still get the exact same amount of work done that day than I would have otherwise.

Not in a warehouse?!? How are those statues going to survive outdoors?

“I felt sorry for this one guy he stood there for an hour trying to get a ticket.”

It’s mourning in America!

If all Democratic Senators vote no on all Trump cabinet nominees, it just gives the Republicans perfect political cover to vote yes on them all. Since the GOP has the votes to get any nominee through without Democratic support, the end result will be approval of all nominees without any participation from the Dems.

Oh, if only...

Cheeto Mussolini could be owned by a paper bag. I swear if you slipped one lightly over his head (physically impossible because of the pompadour and the Hutt neck, but bear with me here) and just left him on his own he’d starve to death.

Q: What’s the difference between a possum and an opossum?

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Neveruary.

I wonder when I’ll stop recoiling in disgust when I read the words “President-elect Donald Trump.”

i don’t know for sure but i heard somewhere that Trump hires only the best people...the best for who i don’t know yet. i have no idea if the following are true or correctly attributed but hot damn he is almost in W’s class