I dunno, I’m not a screenwriter... YET.

Don’t. Go shopping!

Man, I can’t wait for you guys to get to the bottom of this!

As a mom to a 3-year-old, I completely agree: motherhood is damn difficult, and also the most basic-ass job on the planet.

Pretty much all of this. I saw it with my girlfriend, and while she was quite amused I spent most of the time annoyed. I think I may have chuckled at some point, but it wasn’t memorable enough to remember.

Sick Peter Thiel burn.

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

Um, is Kylie showing off a BIG ASS DIAMOND RING in those snapchats? Is she pretending to marry Tyga? What is happening?

HA HA! I knew he couldn’t stay away. You’ll be ours forever, Jon...

“Debunked”? Snopes did no such thing. They determined it was Unproven, whether she actually believes in it or not.

Ahh, so they’ve moved on to dog-whistles! Good to know. Whenever they use that phrase ‘called into question’, it reminds me of the racist trolls here on Kinja with their ‘we don’t have all the facts yet’ spiel.

“She has repeatedly said she is pro-vax”

Sorry hon—but she’s trying to have it both ways to placate the progressive-ish mommy Greens that know just enough to be ignorant.

Yes, I’m sure there is, but it is way, way, WAY higher than the vax schedule ever comes close to. Your body probably faces more challenges to the immune system on a family vacation or even going in a public restroom.

What you’re doing is just inventing a problem from your imagination with no basis in reality. Just please realize that’s what you’re doing. If you want to make things up and worry about them, do it in the privacy of your own home and stop scaring dumb people on the internet.

Here’s a neat trick: ask people who are vehemently opposed to the TPP what they think about how it will impact our relationship with China. In 9 out of 10 times, you will very quickly have proof that the person doesn’t understand TPP at all.

Haven’t you heard? Jenny McCarthy is also pro-vax now. So is Robert De Niro, the person who pushed the Tribecca Film Festival to show Andrew Wakefield’s anti-vax movie. All the cool anti-vaxxers are pro-vax now - more specifically, they’re “pro-vaccine choice.”

From another former Secretary of State and four-star General