fuck that guy. hope you told him to shove off.

aw. I hope I meet someone someday I want to spend that much time with.

oh, right, and the drunk women in the tavern who were prostitutes.

that is so incredibly bizarre

maybe that’s why the Revenant didn’t really...move me. The only women in it are Hugh Glass’s dead wife and a Native American princess he rescues.

I feel like having MOAR DEBATES is actually hindering the Republican party rather than attracting more voters. Can anyone explain to me why they have so many? Is it cause there are 666 candidates?

I can see that being your breaking point.

so wrong. how are his lips so puckered? gross

so is Fiorina just debating herself

Aw. I love them.

pauvre kendall

“we going on the plane now!!”

it works out most of the time but now El Nino is hitting so I might need to invest in better slip on dog walking shoes.

she doesn’t get a last name

Tarrant County Sheriff Dee Anderson = my new hero

I live in LA and walk my dogs 97% of the time in pajamas. No one ever looks funny at me (and it helps that most of the year I can just wear my jams and slippers and not be cold)

oh i totes forgot this plot point

nope I am just a lil slow on the uptake sometimes. i re-read it and was like OH

it is a sad state of affairs when we are reduced to this.I feel ya, voting for someone simply based on their gender is ludicrous. women are easily as psychotic as men (obviously since we’re all people but still this point seems to not be driven home), see: Marine le Pen, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter

I’m not voting for her in the primaries, I said that already