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But not his daughter!
Remember the scene where they’re going to get killed in the arena and declare their forbidden, will-rip-the-galaxy-apart love for each other? And it came out sounding like two work colleagues trying to decide on Pad Thai or Subway for lunch?
Ewan McGregor has chemistry with everyone.
I’m still salty that Padme wasn’t even shown as having a minor crush on Obi-Wan. What teenage girl develops a crush on a pre-pubescent 10 year old, when a delicious man like that is around?
I still shudder when I think of him talking about how he hates sand and smooth she is while he runs his finger down her arm. Just. So. Ugh.
And his grandson is just as bad
I long for the heady days of R2-D2 and C-3PO’s romantic chemistry.
I work at a very diverse, progressive place. After the election one of our few white dudes said, “This is awful! I’m a white man. Everyone is going to think I’m the enemy now.” The entire room was like:
Anakin is such a whiny pain in the butt
*sexy voice* “Deeper, deeper in my ear canal, you animal!”
I did, once it was on hbo. It is a very, very bad movie, but if you’ve developed a crush on Jamie Dornan from watching the fall (like me!) then watching it for free once to see the sex parts is worth it. If you have no interest in him, then, hard pass (it’s really bad).
Costume Assistant: “Here, Barney’s lent us these necklaces for you to wear in the scene. Dainty is the trend right now”
Dakota: “hmm the chain is thin and this amethyst is so small, indicative of the sacrifice my character makes as a working mom of two”
So much “not caring” from all sides. The actors don’t care, the audience doesn’t care. EL James already got paid, so I doubt she cares either.
“There’s no jewelry to give you a clue about social status.”
I still think she had better chemistry with Ewan McGregor in those movies.
I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.