Should mention that I make fifty cents above minimum wage, so a four dollar candle is like nothing to me.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS. I feel so much less alone.

Joanna and Clint are totally boning on the side. You can cut their sexual chemistry with a knife whenever they are in the same room together.

We’re doomed either way, though Pence may not get us into WWIII. Just The Handmaid’s Tale.

just wait a couple of months, Republicans will get him impeached. For now they play along but after inauguration day, it’s Pence all the way.

Clint is totally into her. TOTALLY.

because Jo is cheating on Chip with Clint

“white by association” is the best way to describe her because there are QUITE A FEW racists who straight up hate Eastern Europeans.

And yet, if someone from Slovenia with a “funny accent” came to their town they’d probably scream “terrorist!” and hide inside the Hardee’s while fat-fingering 911 on their phones. But she’s married to a hideous racist white guy so she must be white by association or something. I’m just guessing here bc clearly I…

I see your 85 dollar candle and raise you a 290 dollar candle.

Maybe if they were religious they would still be together and happy.

This Diptyque candle is $85

Yeah, Obama totally (TOTALLY!!!!) fucked this up. I mean, granted, he won’t have to worry about it since he won’t be as affected as the rest of us poorz and undesirables, but still! Trumpy admits he cheated, encouraged said cheating, and is suspiciously chummy with a leader that also encouraged said cheating? Nah,…

Even more ironic, Germany is the last significant bastion of progressive democracy in the West and will probably have to be western civilization’s prime bulwalk against the rebirth of fascism.

Yeah, the only heartening sentiment I’ve heard so far, “They just broke, so they gotta buy it.” They voted for a man who is going to fuck our economy so hard and probably lead us into another recession, this time without the help of ARRA, because they had your feels all hurt that lame old white men only have like a…

We all need to get used to fighting a lot harder for what we believe in. Getting involved in demonstrations, holding representatives accountable,volunteering for organizations that stand for our interests, and running for office even on a local level. Of course if shit fully hits the fascism fan we are indeed hosed…

Some of them really were. I have been thinking so much after this election that my grandfather went off to fight hatred and fascism globally at the age of 17 (got special permission from his parents) and barely 3 generations later everything he fought for has been shit on by the American people. He was a union man,…

I, for one, can’t wait. I gleefully, spitefully await the crumbling of white, Orange Man-loving lives. I hope they all lose their jobs, can’t afford insurance, lose their homes, etc. I hope they and their children are thoroughly, painfully screwed. It’s what they voted for in an effort to make the country “great,”…

Oh, so NOW Yertle the Turtle is willing to entertain the probability of Russian interference?

I actually think it will take a while for all the Orange shit to get into motion, so I don’t expect the country to be irretrievably destroyed until end of 2018/beginning of 2019 or so.