Sappho would approve :P

If she just wasn’t ready for sex, that would be one thing, but she lays it out as if she’s a fucking saint for just refraining from sex, then flips it around and makes crazy assertions about what life is like for women who have sex. Like, be content in your “choice”, asshole, no need to bring other women into it.

OOH, SPANKIIIING!!!

I'm guessing the parents thought their child was unusual and didn't realize that, hey, actually this is a thing that quite a few people feel. Or maybe it was just a get them out of town so no one knows about it thing. Or both!

It was an indie movie from the late 90s starring Natasha Lyonne.

Wasn’t that essentially the plot of “But I’m a Cheerleader?”

They’re just adorable, aren’t they? When we played hooky from work to go see the first Hobbit movie, there were a few nuns sitting behind us for a girls day out. They were having fun - laughing and eatin’ popcorn - and obviously enjoying each others’ company. (These were really good “movie-style” Franciscan ones -…

I would honestly enjoy watching interpretive dance intelligence briefings. And since we can apparently bring friends along, how about some intelligence briefing hangman with snacktime?

From now on, all briefings should be conducted using body language exclusively. The intelligence officers will sit silently while Trump stares at them, and determines from the angle of their knees what ISIS will do next.

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

Yeah, but this one time Hillary met with the King of Bahrainistan or whatever after he gave her foundation some money, so, y’know, it’s all equal and stuff.

It’s a tourist attraction that charges absurd admission, sold/sells commemorative cheese plates detailing crash sites and plush rescue dogs, and has been pushing to open a pricey restaurant over human remains, NTM the “museum” is Islamophobic as hell. It should have been turned over to the National Parks System (like…

No, no, keep it up, Dan. Stay unfuckable.

It makes it sound like an illness... like someone caught a bad case of the 9/11

Or funny enough comedy tbh

You know how Mark Twain said that comedy was tragedy plus time? NOT ENOUGH TIME, DUDES.

Come on down for our Pearl Harbor Day sale! We’re going kamikaze this December 7th with a blowout spectacular that will live in infamy!

Yeah, I’m not sure what the former-military members have to do with anything, and the “some relatives have passed away due to 9/11" sounds vague enough to mean anything (I assume it means that someone had a brother/sister that was KIA in Iraq or Afghanistan).

We all know that’s not as disrespectful as quietly sitting down during the national anthem. Geez.