And Ben is Daario? Hahahaha

And Jon is Andy Dwyer. I guess that makes Daenerys Leslie.

So wait, is Sansa the Ann Perkins of Westeros? And Arya is the April Ludgate?

What are they getting me for???

. . . How the fuck did you get access to my OKCupid dating profile, Kelly?

I really don’t think that you can complain about no one discussing the Haitian Handicraft collapse without also making note of the problems with the Namibian mining industry.

I don’t care about Weiner’s weiner pics, either, but here’s what I do care about: making damned sure that triumph of taxidermy, Donald Trump, never gets a sniff of the White House.

wow you’re so interesting

I submit that Nascar has a troll race. Prius’s only, driven by multi-racial people all along the gender spectrum with EU flags instead of American ones.

Love your screen name! I have a cousin in law that I hadn’t seen in years until 3 ago. This guy is a professor at a major East Coast tech college, he has taught for 30 years, has a high security clearance in the IS gov because he writes language rec algorithms (see NSA) and he's also deeply and bafflingly Christian.…

There midnight’s all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

In the age of Netflix, the death of a beloved star truly is bittersweet.

...which seems to be waving at the dog?

I can't quite make out the object on the left in the video. Is that... a puffalump tied to a tree?

The dog didn’t just appear from nowhere. It walked in front of them, very slowly, at some point.

Yeah, all of those people standing around and no one could be bothered to get the dog off of the track. Even if it’s a stray, at least chase it into the woods or something.

Dude, the car is coming from the other direction.

This is the kind of start I want to have on a Monday morning. But now I just want to go home and hang out with my puppy.