You know what? I think you’re right!

Don’t be scared. That’s for gun nuts and Republicans.

Goddamn that Al Gore. If he hadn’t invented the climate we’d never be in this global warming debacle.

It’s pretty obvious that this is actually all the fault of Ferdinand and Isabella.

What John McCain Would Say In A World Where He Was Forced To Tell the Truth:

You almost start to wonder, for the merest of seconds, if you’re the one who’s crazy.

Um, does anyone care about historical facts? Anyone at all?

Not that much, only about $7 million.

I can and WILL say that Bush contributed heavily to the rise of ISIS

Trump is the direct result of Bible Spice’s emergence on the political scene. She embiggened dumbasses to think they’re actually people.

The oversimplification of a very complex issue. Americans will eat it up, because that is what they want. A sound bite. It sickens me.

...which caused Obama to inherit troops that Bush signed an agreement to pull out by a certain date.

Couldn’t you then say, by this absolutely ridiculous logic, that George W. Bush was directly responsible for the shooting because he invaded Iraq, which caused Obama to inherit troops there that he needed to pull out?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

Why stop there? Let’s blame the American Revolution. Shit, let’s blame small pox blankets. Who invented the boat? Fuck that guy. I blame the inventor of the boat.

Colin Firth (and my totally real boyfriend, Taron Egerton) says Stronger In, I’m with Colin.

This is comparatively local to me, and it’s breaking my heart.

Is it not a beard and merkin situation?

I don’t know. I’m a devout reader of Lainey Gossip and while rumours like this abound in blind items and gossip sites, she’s never suggested that there’s a swath of closeted gay celebrities pushing phoney beard relationships. The same talk has happened with Jake Gyllenhall, and I don’t buy it either. The resentful way…