I was thinking it was:

we have all been the one who’s typing and getting really overwhelmed.

Maybe they haven’t even pushed the publish button yet cuz they’re still spitballing ideas.

YUP

...or really good. Or even better: both.

THIS. I so wish I were notorious. ;)

It makes me think of Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation when she feels estranged from her husband and whispers to a friend on the phone: he uses hair products.

OK, it took me a long time to get it, but I see it now that they really are cute together. I’m happy for her, she got away from that creep Tom Cruise and found happiness. You just never know who will end up being your lobster. You go, crazy kids.

Nicole’s actually pretty adorable.

“Basically, any woman with preferences and needs independent of my own is a deal-breaker.”

Oh my god that whole list is ONE GUY?! Ughhhhh just buy a sex doll already, dude.

“I just want a babe who will sit still, look hot, not eat, and listen to me talk about how awesome I am. Only when I want to what to.”

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

The first rule of Old Bro Commenter Club is you do not talk about Old Bro Commenter Club.

it me

putting my money on ““A measly hundred? Tunick is getting old and feeble. We demand more T&A.” —fuscator” and the guys being lightweight drunk

‘Go ahead. I’m going to get myself a 30-year-old boyfriend. But just remember, 30 goes into 70 a lot more times than 70 goes into 30.’”

that one’s me... cuteness overload :) i’m having a dog

Sounds like some people went to the trouble of trolling “Antiques Roadshow”.