Gary Fisher is the best!

Taylor Swift cannot compare.

Battle Of The Waving Noodle Person Thingys Outside Of A Car Dealership

It’s not easy, since a lot of people’s careers require social media now.

yes. so many babies.

No matter who comes next he will be much missed.

this is when I knew I would love Obama forever and ever. Ugh miss you already Barry!

White people: Hey! You can’t use the N-word! That’s OUR word! Our word that we used to insult and demean you! You can’t just change the context and use it to empower yourselves...hey! Stop! Stop feeling good about yourselves! It’s not allowed! Hey! Hello? White person talking! Hey!

“How DARE you make me feel uncomfortable, black people!”

Looking forward to Tina Fey saying “Hillary, you did it, c*nt!” next year!

I mean, she deems a mattress the wokest of the bunch this month, and you’re asking if this is a joke.

Just looking at that latex contraption makes me claustrophobic and sweaty, and I’m the stanniest stan who ever stanned.

Exactly. I mean, if Tom Daley *wants* to wear that swimsuit to the opening ceremony, I for one certainly won’t complain. But I doubt he will, and I’m sure whatever their team does wear will look equally pretentious.

Add in the bicycle track that fell into the ocean and killed 2 people, and Rousseff is giving Putin a run for the “piss on your leg and tell you it’s raining” money by pretending anything about this Olympics is going to work. I honestly think we might see athletes die from swimming in that sewage water.

Omg. Could you FUCKING not voice my thoughts??! Could you imagine???!! They missed a trick and a half. I’m losing my mind just thinking about the possibilities.

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the…

at least the crew team will be dressed correctly when they are up Rio’s shit creek without a paddle

Those uniforms scream "covering up a scandal with daddy's money"

The correct answer is: USAs uniforms should have been designed by Ivy Park.