I don’t think she owns it, literally, anymore. it’s part of the corporation.

his wife looks awful anyway. I think I landed on their instas one time and was just like yep, another rich boring couple.

the story I always tell about moving from PA to Boston:

and spend some serious time down under. just saying. this is an article on cosmo after all!

how about Reince Preibus. only liberals make fun of his name, and it’s soooo very make-fun-able

my place of employment is being targeted as the “real” pedophile place, not Comet pizza which was clearly a misdirection. it’s scary only because someone did show up to Comet with a gun. otherwise it’s hilarious. there’s this one conspiracy theory guy obsessed with where I work.

the fact that no one got their guns taken away means nothing, of course. *rolls eyes*

he looks as bad as steve bannon.

fwiw you have a good point. it bothers me when some commenters here just jump to fuck that guy. I’m also thinking fuck that guy, but I’m very aware fuck that guy doesn’t get you anywhere. and no one is inherently evil. believing that makes us as bad as the other side claiming islam is evil. and shame as a tactic…

haha! that is true in my case, but my only major crimes hurt no one but myself. womp womp.

ohh I thought of one! Roosh V from return of kings. I’d hate fuck him then leave him crying for more. then totally blow him off and/or trick him into being my slave. then I’d force him to shut down his awful bullshit website and tell his followers he’s a beta cuck. *chuckles evilly*

ha! my type in a nutshell. I’d maybe do Paul Ryan, but I haven’t given much thought to it.

lol jealous?

good one. we need an outside arbiter for that. my instinct is less shameful, but I’m just one gal.

good point. they look very dirty to me. and I never ever wanted to see Lochte in any kind of sexual way and now ewwwwwww

ok, Lochte is really shameful, you gotta purge him, PURGE!

she missed that day in kindergarten

AHHHHHHHH are you trying to kill us Bobby? holy fuck. also those instagrams look like he’s going down on her. just saying.

cultural literacy doesn’t only mean recognizing Brando :P

ah, no, it’s ok, it’s happened to the best of us. can usually spot him by this ridiculously outrageous faux liberal schtick.