oh, this was me until like age 30

yaaasss can we make this happen?

entitled?

I even feel guilty for staring at hot guys, because I don’t want to objectify them. Damn it!

how COULD she feel attracted to him? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A WOMAN MIGHT LIKE A MAN FROM A DIFFERENT RACE? what kind of world is this?!?! who are you? WHAT ARE PURPLE?!?!

good advice for everything, ever: chill the fuck out and let it happen

hahaha, whoa, we went off the rails there. Ben is more like Bran Stark, or maybe *maybe* Jaime Lannister.

Leslie is most definitely Daenerys.

Tyrion is Tom Haverford.

I know. I’m voting for her, obviously, and I even think she’s probably a cool lady, and she’s clearly good at her job. And no one is perfect, totally get that. But the email/server thing was her being a crochety grandma and wanting things her way. It’s important to note she wouldn’t be alone in that at all in…

would be about par for the course for all the other things people think Clinton should handle

this sounds like a transcript of every date I went on while living in Brooklyn. note that it is 100% one-sided.

I’m starring your comment, but it’s a sad star, not a ‘yeah!’ star.

it me

change your Twitter media settings? mine tried to save my precious innocent eyeballs

SO CLOSE hahahah. if that was me, I’d take 10000 showers immediately after that discovery.

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hahahahahahahaha

damn it! that’s my friends’ response too and I’m like NO I want to be meaner! I’m too nice and I want to be mean! Is there a course for people like me? Anger management but like the opposite?

yes, because women love to be ridiculed and told they are liars.