this is a good point, and I think I agree with your friend. it’s something my SO and I disagree about, when it comes up, I’m always on the side of fuck those douches, and he’s like well they might be douches but they do fascinating and amazing things. Those are just never enough things for me to forget their…

don’t really have words to express my reaction to that, it’s something like this, but, like, more.

thanks, though it was disappointing after the build up.

“Pennsylvania, the most Southern Northern state”

have you heard any of the reporting NPR’s been doing lately on the crime levels at Walmart?

I’m SO BUMMED Crystal Bridges is funded by that family, because it’s an amazing collection and ordinarily I’d want to go. I just can’t do it, morally. Plus, I doubt it’s free, and I haven’t given a (direct) dime to the Walton’s for decades.

voted for Kamela Harris in the primary and looking forward to voting for her again!

I think slightly hippy family, very overachieving as someone above pointed out, but with a crunchy New England-ness

Pennsylvania.

oh sweet baby jesus. he’s a small town Trump.

oh MAN I can’t read that cause it’s too small, but it starts something like “My mother, Mrs. Burger...” please transcribe and post tout suite!

dis is what Jezebel is here for

yeah, that bit was kiiinda hilarious, he’s all worked up that Pelham is a nothing between two what I assume are other towns, and I’ve never heard of any of those places anyway. Perspective, Burger, get some.

oh heyyy I just turned 33, thanks for the reminder!!

what a soundtrack though, wow

YAAAASSSSSSSSS

meh, those guys seem like douchecanoes. I drive for Lyft occasionally and took some investor down to SpaceX in El Segundo, after I dropped him off he joined a group of identically dressed men (casual suits, expensive sunglasses, young, you know the type) and they all got into a helicopter to go wherever. The whole…

long time Gawker/Jez troll: Tomato Man. If it’s him, it would go against his usual policy of naming himself tomato varieties.

YUP

stop generalizing and start actually listening and talking to people.