YES THIS

methinks the Nungesser family has the $$$ to run this up and down the American court system

WHAT ARE PURPLE

that was exactly my thought when I saw this article...this fucking guy, again

WHAT ARE PURPLE

oh well thank GOD she’s a gorgeous model, I was so worried there for a second

yeah, I already liked her, but this makes me like her more. She seems pretty fucking real.

reminds me of the Hannibal Buress sketch (can’t remember what it was on now) where a standup he’s giving gets interrupted by a shooter.

we’re here if you wanna come back! unless we float off into the ocean or something/get destroyed by earthquakes

God Damon.

looks comfy!

Obama looks comfortable and happy and OH GOD THEY’RE LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE IN LESS THAN A YEAR WHYYYYYY

HE’S SO PERFECT. he’s like someone looked up adorable British child in the dictionary.

ugh don’t even get me started on how bummed I am they aren’t our First Family for Life

I sobbed and sobbed at the Red Wedding. I watched it in Italy with my then Italian boyfriend, who just looked at me confused and kept asking if I was ok.

can’t wait to get home from work and grind up some of the Agent Orange I got delivered last night

yeah, that’s how I felt my first six months in Cali, now I’m all like “damn you guys have 9 pound hammer but not Blue Dream” and “how much THC does that have”. legalization turned me into a weed nerd.

I don’t know the answer to this for sure, but cigarettes are mostly so bad for you because of all the chemicals.

she died from all the pot smoking

me neither