somehow I didn’t know until this very moment that they were brother and sister.

gawd dammit. EVERY TIME.

hey! I want one! *waves arms around frantically* over here! over here!!!

Bai, iCarly.

probably.

mmm elevenses!

*looks in mirror at self, notices unplucked eyebrows, hairy legs, dress from old navy, suspiciously dark upper lip hairs, chewed on nails and 25 extra pounds* *shrugs*

YASSSS QUEEN

it’s so tricky. I live in uber-liberal California, and I love it. But this morning I was listening to NPR and a story about Texas came on and I was like “how is this the same country??!?” I don’t know how to reconcile that, but in order to not lose my sanity and continue to be a contributing member of society, I MUST…

this is really great. I super wish my parents had had anything even remotely like these conversations with me when I was younger (especially the “WHY are you having sex” bit. Though it seems I might have still slept with all those losers...

true, and I also hold that fear, but with the hope that others are voting the other way. or else I’d just nope myself back under the covers every morning.

all I can do when reading people’s statements as to why they’re voting GOP is take several deep breaths and remind myself they’re just one person.

who could possibly in their right mind describe Ryan Gosling as “not handsome”????

“This is why it’s irresponsible for the media to publish the addresses or recent real estate transactions of celebrities,” commented Swift’s rep.

... I like her top too. the whole look reminds me of Frida Kahlo, an OG NastyGal

ughhhhhhhhh very sorry to hear that. reminds me of my younger days (grew up in Pennsylvania). I am pretty sure the vape pens used for tobacco are exactly the same ones you can use for weed, so maybe just pretending you’re buying one for tobacco would be fine and get you around accidentally slipping and mentioning the…

ahhh the Granite State.

excuse me, it’s *neighBOR*

That’s why I got one too, no odor from them and can take them anywhere (which is a double-edged sword, of course). It seems like a vape pen would really solve alot of your problems.

OR he’s on the West Coast and morning drinking! (approximately)