That photo has revealed he has that goatee so he knows where his chin is... or where it should be

So she’s not allowed to talk about her boyfriend, because then she’s vocal about being straight. Got it. You sound just like a bigot who says gay people shouldn’t be “out.”

2016. You can’t be this dense.

A 2009 report from MetLife defines the generation as being born between 1977 and 1994. Are you sure you aren’t one-a them?

I’m well aware that Jezebel wants to stifle men.

Jezebel says: Men should be seen, not heard

“The original character is Japanese”

I remember reading this on Reddit earlier today.

I remember seeing this on Reddit last week.

Yea, Duke LAX got what it deserved

Nah, that’s more independent voters or anti-establishment voters.

Reading you talking to yourself to convince yourself you are smart has been the highlight of my morning. Thank you.

It’s like you’re a personification of Tumblr. Brilliant

The best part is, you think kickers kick with the same footballs the quarterbacks throw.

DeadSpin still thinks the Patriots taped practices, of course they chased this story

You need to brush up on your HIPAA laws.

I think it’s awesome that Barry, who thinks the Patriots tape practices, keeps getting the Patriots stories

Josh Johnson, Quarterback Finalist

Meanwhile, the first “Article” you see on Deadspin is trying to get me to buy electric razors from Amazon.

Or Barry’s Spygate Redux article, wherein he wrote Spygate happened because the Patriots were taping Jets practices. He let that sit up there while the story was hot, then ninja-edited it so it was correct - without an editor’s note.