Loved it in high school; can't stand it now. The production sinks it as much as anything.

Loved it in high school; can't stand it now. The production sinks it as much as anything.

"Time After Time" always gets me, but that may have more to do with the video.

"Time After Time" always gets me, but that may have more to do with the video.

Yeah, it looked great. My review is as follows:
Visuals: A-
Script: D+
Score: D-

Yeah, it looked great. My review is as follows:
Visuals: A-
Script: D+
Score: D-

Thirded, although I don't think I've ever checked out the Starship Troopers commentary. Verhoeven and Schwarzenegger on Total Recall is hilariously dumb, and sounds like an ESL class, but Spetters is when I realized how entertaining Verhoeven's commentary can be. Almost on par with Herzog, in that regard.

Thirded, although I don't think I've ever checked out the Starship Troopers commentary. Verhoeven and Schwarzenegger on Total Recall is hilariously dumb, and sounds like an ESL class, but Spetters is when I realized how entertaining Verhoeven's commentary can be. Almost on par with Herzog, in that regard.

Brahe is the one with the famous dueling injury. How about Tycho Nose Vengeance? Get it?

Brahe is the one with the famous dueling injury. How about Tycho Nose Vengeance? Get it?

Thank you. I thought I was alone in a world gone mad.

Thank you. I thought I was alone in a world gone mad.

So does it have the part with the invisible monster in his garden that drinks up all his milk?

So does it have the part with the invisible monster in his garden that drinks up all his milk?

Looks like the fucking Thing, but not made of orange rock. Just regular ass rock.

Looks like the fucking Thing, but not made of orange rock. Just regular ass rock.

Getting born into money makes you feel sorry for people? Never had that problem myself.

Getting born into money makes you feel sorry for people? Never had that problem myself.

I somehow missed even knowing about that Seagal shit until about a year ago when I picked up Billy Preston's greatest hits, and the liner notes mentioned some later collaborations he did. When I saw Seagal in there, I think I had a mini-stroke. And then I watched Out for Justice.

I somehow missed even knowing about that Seagal shit until about a year ago when I picked up Billy Preston's greatest hits, and the liner notes mentioned some later collaborations he did. When I saw Seagal in there, I think I had a mini-stroke. And then I watched Out for Justice.