Oh man, I still remember being taken aback when Rocko was in a hospital and you hear "Paging Dr. Benway" over the PA. What the fuck is a reference to Naked Lunch doing in a Nicktoon? Not that I'm complaining…

Oh man, I still remember being taken aback when Rocko was in a hospital and you hear "Paging Dr. Benway" over the PA. What the fuck is a reference to Naked Lunch doing in a Nicktoon? Not that I'm complaining…

Yeah, I hear that. I fully intended to not read any early reviews of Prometheus, but went ahead earlier today anyway. It's probably best to temper my expectations a bit before this weekend.

Yeah, I hear that. I fully intended to not read any early reviews of Prometheus, but went ahead earlier today anyway. It's probably best to temper my expectations a bit before this weekend.

Also look out for PT Cruisers, and any large sedan with a vinyl top (them's old people).

Also look out for PT Cruisers, and any large sedan with a vinyl top (them's old people).

I was having this conversation with friend A, and friend B was all "But I've got those on my car!" Which reminded me of friend C recently describing friend B as "always driving like he's drunk."

I was having this conversation with friend A, and friend B was all "But I've got those on my car!" Which reminded me of friend C recently describing friend B as "always driving like he's drunk."

They're useful to spot shit drivers. Seriously, if you see a car with any magnetic "ribbons" on it, give them a wide berth. Please note that the chances of being a shit driver increase exponentially with the number of ribbons. This is always 100% accurate.

They're useful to spot shit drivers. Seriously, if you see a car with any magnetic "ribbons" on it, give them a wide berth. Please note that the chances of being a shit driver increase exponentially with the number of ribbons. This is always 100% accurate.

That's a pretty good one, but I prefer the song with the tinklin' piano.

That's a pretty good one, but I prefer the song with the tinklin' piano.

Here I thought Avatar was a reboot of Fraggle Rock.

Here I thought Avatar was a reboot of Fraggle Rock.

I might flip Darjeeling and Life Aquatic, but it's arguable. They're both uniquely flawed. I'm in the minority, apparently, in really disliking Fox.

They're both terrible, but I recently watched Leviathan for the first time in forever, so it's awfulness is fresher in my mind.

That guy is my sister.

It's actually really grown on me, since my initial mediocre response. "We is experts".

Yeah, I hate Crystal Skull as much as anyone, but not much more than Last Crusade. Temple of Doom isn't actually any good, either, but I'll take it over those last two anytime.

I would actually take Intolerable Cruelty or The Ladykillers over The Hudsucker Proxy, but I know I'm in the minority on that.