Ha- "top tier of King adaptations" is the faintest praise I've heard today.

We had a "clicker" remote that would change the channels, but only up. The cool part is, just shaking some keys worked just about as well as the actual remote.

OK, I had to click the link for Alien Tornado, and it has such an awesome description- "Sparks fly when aliens attack a launch on the world in the form of electric tornadoes." I thought I might check it out for Kari Wuhrer, but I'll probably just check out Beastmaster 2 again, instead.

Yeah, is that a Women In Love reference? I finally got around to finishing it, and I don't remember any vampires.

You just bust some one-ers on the drive to the theater, Teamocil. Of course, that may lead to accidentally walking into the middle of a Titanic screening, as happened to me a couple weeks ago.

The refs used to keep it moving in Pride, before they got bought out. Not that it made it particularly fair, or anything, but you never had to see, let's say, some Gracy or another in an arm bar for 40 minutes refusing to tap out because those guys apparently have no bones. I'll take Frye and Takayama punching each…

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hated everyone in that movie. It seemed anyone who didn't like it was labeled misogynist instantly; I actually think the movie tried to turn me into one.

Oh shit, I saw that too. I always get to the theater way too early, and whatever ads and whatnot they're showing always have me in such a rage that I usually forget why  I'm there by the time the movie actually starts.

He should shut up before Courtney Love sues him, unless that's his plan. Free press!

I actually have been enjoying watching some old Shandling, but like Gleeth Yurnix here mentioned, Seinfeld owes a lot to the characters, especially early when they still had a Kramer.

Maybe Gilligan, but he's beholden to Howell's money.

No, that'll be Samurai Tortoises from Space or something.

Hey, I think my mom would like to get in on that, too. But they'd have to be brownies; she's not hardcore enough to actually "smoke" pot.

The video shares a few strands of DNA with the Gummo pic above, I'd say.

A little water or even beer works for the fluffiness, which is good because I don't ever have milk in the house.

Ah, Time of the Wolf, representing the monotony of the end of society by being really, really boring, and shooting a horse.

There's a few references to Cabin Boy in Your Highness, which is totally appropriate since I think it will have a similar post-theatrical life.

Don't chew it all in one place, shit fer brains!

And microwaves.

I have, but I should have just watched Cabin Boy twice instead.