It's a trifle, but it's also a quick read and surprisingly funny. Also, how can a novel be fake? I suppose if it was just a cover with a bunch of random old newspapers in it, but Crispin Glover seems to get away with that, so…

I'm just going to watch the Easter party dance scene from Amar Akbar Anthony on a loop all day.

Fuck you I want Food Party back.

Nathan fucking Schiff! His early work on the extras for Weasels Rip My Flesh is something else, particularly the short "Day of the Dog Went Insane" (actual typo in the menu), where he sends his dog to the "home for mental retard animals" when he apparently told him he saw an alien. If your dog is talking to you, I…

I fully approve this idea. I'm sure she's a better "real" actress than Sasha Grey, tool

They did get in Terrorvision, though, which is actually awesome. They should have asked a two-fer about his little cottage industry playing werewolves, what with Fright Night 2 and all.

Me too!

Why's everybody gotta slag Blueshammer?

I have it on good authority that they still do. That's why I don't work retail, or even go into a mall if I can avoid it.

This looks like a good place to kick it!

Well, I think that shark that fought the zombie in Zombie got bit, but I don't know if it's contagious across species.

No, I first decided I really hated her when I caught a bit of whatever show she did where she and Mario Batali wander around Europe and do rich prick shit.

If she wasn't involved, I might be vaguely interested. Now, if they got Huey Lewis, too…

What? I don't remember that, and I thought I watched all the extra shit.  Sounds like I was better off missing it anyway.

Also, William S. Burroughs is from Lawrence, which may have something to do with the fields of dicks you guys were discussing upstream.

You know, I'm one of these assholes who will complain about the plausibility of movie "science", but usually only when it alleges to take itself seriously (Moon, I'm looking at you). Still, when a movie (or book or whatever) bends over backwards to give a rational explanation for vampires, zombies, or werewhatevers, I…

Remember when they got bongs?

Having seen the movie well before reading the book, the description of McMurphy caught me off guard. I was all, "What, he's coach McGurk?"

Thatches- I think you got it; Mason and Dixon could work. It does have that. I think "V" would actually be the most difficult; I thought it was just about the shaggiest book he's written, and that's something.

Please. At least that gave us Adventures in Hollyhood.