The motto of the 2017 Ridgeline team: “We can’t possibly sell fewer than the last one”.

This is bad.

“He has transcended humanity and become a godlike car person.”

It’s the hero the planet deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt it. Because it can take it. Because it’s not our hero. It’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Catalytic Converter.

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

Q: Why do lowriders have such small steering wheels?

I print off each one and burn them individually while laughing.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

Assuming the “date-ee,” as it were, knew anything about cars, this would be an easy challenge. Car people look for badges. They’ll see an “M” or pick out the “AMG” on the trunk lid. They would know what a kompressor model is. Personally, lord knows I just want somebody who will see my V12 badges without them being…

This seems so easy to prevent though. Have the EPA randomly buy a couple cars every year, and do testing at the tailpipe. Don’t plug anything into the car and drive it around a loop/course. If it fails by a wide enough margin (lets be real, the ideal lab tests aren’t going to be duplicated in the real world), it gets…

water is wet

You just know that he beat on it.