I'm not sure why, but seeing a bot on its side like that always makes me uneasy.

Guys, trucks are perfectly safe. Our small roads and low overpasses are no cause to shrink trucks to a more manageable or fuel friendly size, and the drivers are never coerced into driving longer than they should or with more weight than they should.

They actually drastically reduce the chances of an accident. In fact, the best thing to do, for safety's sake, would be to keep your headlights on at all times.

People can owe their licenses for speeding, but this will get no punishment.

Andouche and iSuck. On the fly, no implied belittling of a group of people.

Blind side detection and lane departure warning systems.

Nope. I get compliments on that every time someone's in my car for the first time. I've had friends marvel at the changing colors. You'd be surprised, but it's a huge part of the interior "wow factor". It also makes things like glove compartments, the door handles, and the floor easier to see (ever drop something down…

Nah, heated seats are wonderful. I'd often pre-heat the passenger seat when picking up a friend in the winter (or summer, if I was playing a prank). I also pre-heat the driver's seat when clearing snow off my car. Then, when I get in, freezing from my snow removal, I can warm up instantly.

Well the next time you try to come up with an "on the fly insult" try to find something insulting, like "homophobe".

I'll admit, for anything but NES and Gameboy titles, the onscreen controls would be frustrating.

You use "Phag" and "Gay" like they're bad things. Go crawl back under your hole. 1) Homophobia is so 1950, and 2) iOS and Android have actually become legitimate gaming platforms, and iOS gaming encompasses the majority of mobile gaming. Get with the program.

Controller choice. There are some small, very portable controllers. Besides, you wouldn't need to carry them all the time, you could use the touchscreen controls while on the go, and a controller (perhaps Nintendo would release their own?) when at home.

Nope, I'm going to go ahead and call this a dream come true.

Well, seeing as you can get a Focus ST for the low 20's, it's not quite an accurate comparison, but that's still one hell of a good deal.

Why does everyone forget to put the cruise control on when they sleep in their car?

Somewhere, Afroduck is questioning his timing.

I... well... ugh. Yeah.

Seriously, this is the first Fiesta to actually live up to its name. You might skip a fiesta to drive a Fiesta ST. It's that fun.

This video pisses me off for a few reasons.

I'd say that's a matter of opinion.