And even if the restaurant did get the gift card money now, wouldn’t this just be delaying the “slump”? Sure, the restaurant would be getting money now (through gift cards) when they have no customers, but then in two months, when everyone redeems those gift cards, then the restaurant is working for “free” at that…

Nah, cats don’t like to sleep on beds when humans are on them. Instead they prefer to sleep directly on your face

for cats it’s pretty easy. Whatever the size of the bed, half goes to the cat. The rest goes to everything else that sleep there. Because whatever size of bed you have, the cat will always set up in the most impractical spot, and choose a position so cute in mere seconds that you won’t have the heart to move it around.
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I do the alphabetical storage. Unfortunately I store them all under “S” for “Spices”. I have a secondary system where I store things I use often like garlic and paprika near the front of the cupboard, cause I’m too lazy to do anything else. I strongly advise not using my little brother’s system though, that is where…

Outback would be (or was) my choice. It has a nicer interior and larger cargo area (for camping supplies).

Calm down mega off road fan boys. Audrey by off-road probably means dirt tracks not rock crawling. “...narrow dirt paths, but not untouched country”

It never occurred to me to clean a can opener.

What if you spent a lot of time reading “how to write” essays instead of actually writing

Yes, and most companies already have enough rifts.

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Based on past LH articles, when I saw the headline I was half expecting the article to say that simmered butter wrappers make a flavorful stock.

My problem is that I let posts like this distract me from work....

So this is one place where I think philosophical thought has to give way to modern biological research and understanding. Yes, we can make a distinction between interiority and exteriority, but you can’t eliminate the biological factor that dopamine response has on our reactions to the outside world, and, relatedly,…

I was hit by a car and clinically dead for five minutes.

It depends on how you were crushed. If brain survived wholly intact but the rest of body is crushed to the point it suddenly stops functioning anymore, the brain would function for about a minutes while oxygen is consumed within itself. You probably won’t see the bright light because your optic nerve is gone. You also…