Old-school AVC would be chockful of creeper threads. Now it’s just no threads, period. So... I guess I’ll call it a draw, Kinja.

Quality writeups like this get buried by the new layout. Harumph I say!

I, for one, welcome the Extended DeHaaniverse.

Spoiler Space: The long take was the villain all along!

Moichandising! Moichandising!

*Taylor Lautner continues waiting next to phone*

Mulholland Drive had heart, but Football In The Groin had football in the groin.

Driver babies need the most attention!

So for any latecomer weirdos still reading the comments, how about Best Film Scenes of 2017 so far?

Not me. The man is clearly a degenerate pervert. *quietly clears search history*

So, Mrs. Weisz, it seems that the star shares the name with the very film who was trying to cast her. How ironic.

No, that's Buffalo Springfield.

You haven't lived until you've experienced Sex Dwarf.

Hrm I thought Hercules was fine and Yongary is straight up one of my faves of the season (along with Cry Wilderness, Avalanche, Starcrash, Wizards of the Lost Kingdom, and At the Earth's Core). Different strokes I suppose.

Truly, if I woke up one day as Michelle Rodriguez, murderous revenge would be… er, not high on the ol' to-do list.

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I'm seein' double here… four "ass"es!

Well I should hope so, you're tracking mud all over my new carpet.

Ah The Daily Caller: for when your Fox News/Drudge Report/Brietbart echo chamber needs that extra wall!

If that male protagonist were me, the film would be called XOXO. And would mostly be a court procedural of Annie Clark taking out a restraining order on said protagonist.